Monday, April 4, 2011

Eternal Vigilance

The Human has no idea of how much work I do around here. Without me to keep an eye on the neighborhood, Bast only knows what kind of crazypants stuff would go on unchecked. Just one frown from Spitty can stop a litterer in his tracks or send psychic messages to the meter maids about which cars to ticket. The specter of Spitty's disapproval discourages graffiti artistes and he can stare down a woofie at 20 paces.

I'm a regular one-cat Neighborhood Watch program.

11 comments:

  1. Spitty, we can imagine your Baleful Glare simply withering all and sundry n'er-do-wells.

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  2. You are really good at your job, Spitty. We hope you get paid well.

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  3. I bet the whole neighborhood would be out of control without you, Spitty!

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  4. Well Spitty, you are doing a great job!!!
    Stare away ...

    Can you teach us how to stare a 'can' to 'open'?

    Love, Lucky & Co

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  5. Spitty, you're your own Neighbourhood Watch program! We bet everyone feels better with you on guard!

    -Fuzzy Tales

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  6. I know the neighborhood is so much better because you're on duty Spitty!

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  7. MOL...You are a regular one-cat Neighborhood Watch program
    Very Hard Working Spitty , You must have sore eyes then have to do nap whole day : )

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  8. They BETTER pay attenshun ta all yer werk, Spitty!

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  9. Dang, Spitty-the-Kitty - you work too hard! Take a load off, buddy!

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  10. Spitty
    We need you around here!!!

    >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
    Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
    purrin
    xoxox
    ~ManxMnews

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.