Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Truth and Nothing But The Truth

The Human: Why are you acting so annoyed and aloof?
Colonel Spitty: You want answers?
The Human: I want the truth!
Colonel Spitty: You can't handle the truth!

37 comments:

  1. "Colonel Spitty"? Was there a Coup d'Cat? Or is "Colonel" the highest military rank in California and the King is that rank?

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  2. This sounds like an old movie or TV show and it's gone completely over our heads. Heh heh. They never really want the truth but they pretend they do.

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  3. Oh dear, is the Human in your bad books again ? What has she not done now ? That look, with your piercing beautiful eyes, chills us!

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  4. Oh dear, is the Human in your bad books again ? What has she not done now ? That look, with your piercing beautiful eyes, chills us!

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  5. Yous has been watching too much TV!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  6. Spitster, your furs and eyes look so beautimous here we are pawsitively transfixed by them!

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  7. Oh noes!
    You are hiding the truth?!

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  8. You sound just like Gloman today, Spitty.
    I'm just a little bit scared.
    ; ) Katie

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  9. Spitty -
    You do an excellent Jack Nicholson impersonation. But we kinda miss the happy guy Spitty that went away last week. You & your Human are havin issues that are makin you act unlike yourself. Somthin happened when the Introoder came into your life that has made you a bit unbalanced mentally. Your Human can handle the truth better than you expect them to. Spit it out Spitty - we mean the TRUTH. We are worried for you & do not want the people in the white coats commin & putting you in the padded closet. Tell the human what is botherin you so you can go back to bein the real Spitty.

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  10. Who cares about handling the truth! I just want to handle Spitty!!!!!

    Star says: I got mom to post a picture of me today. she hopes you are happy because you have her shaking in her shoes. If she wore shoes..... Purrrrr XOXOXOXO

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  11. Uh Oh!!

    *beckons claw* OK you can tell me. What is the TRUTH She can't handle?

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  12. Oh Spitty, We think you are so correct. Those beans can not handle the truth. It is much easier just to let things ride along. Hope you have a great day and thanks so much for the nice birthday wishes for our human.

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  13. Spitty me too think you are SO correct !
    Those beans are NO good in handle the truth :)

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  14. Is she upsetting you again Spitty ? tut tut . . . will she ever learn.

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  15. So true Spitty, mom's can't handle the truth....just give her a little purr to make her happy.

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  16. Spitty...easy, man. Easy. Here...at the other end of your tunnel are hams, half and half and FEVVERS! I have them prepared.

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  17. Colonel Spitty does a great Jack Nicholson impression, but all we see when we look at your awesome photo is our handsome King Spitty=we love, love, love you (and that's the truth, can you handle it, sweetie?!!hehe)!!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  18. I guess you are just looking for a few good men or a few less haha

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  19. Spitty, you cracked us up.. have a great Wednezday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  20. You miss the Introoder's attention, don't you? Russell gets the same way when my mom's sis visits and then leaves.

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  21. Hehehe then you should go "I'm the king of the world!" True statement :-)

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  22. This truth must be pretty serious stuff! purrs

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  23. may we haz yur autograff miztur nicholson.....

    :)

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  24. your human never learns spitty. she just walked into that trap, har har har

    emma and buster

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  25. Humans, never do anything right! What had your human done this time?? You shoulds tell us whats up though!
    Love Milo :)

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  26. She should know better than to even ask!

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  27. We see several references to Jack Nicholson. But Mom is at a loss...what movie was it? It sounds so familiar to her and she bothers us when she wanders around in a daze trying to think of something she's never gonna get.

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  28. What human ever can? They're clueless, and we like it that way. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  29. The Truth and Nothing But the Truth...so help you, Ceiling Cat...

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  30. no one can handle teh troof.

    she's lucky you bother to glare in her general direction. better to just look away so that she'll know "you don't want to go there..."

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  31. Bbwwaaaahahaha !! We luvluvluv that movie! And that was the best Mr Nicholson ever did in a movie...he will always be remembered for those lines. By the way, Spitty, you can whisper the truth to me...I can handle it...I am a cat! We can handle anything, na'mean

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