Ordinarily, in this space just to the right of the Human's desk is my pawsome black-and-white pawprint hammick:
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P.S. There was a dinner guest last night, so guess what else has disappeared? Yep, you got it in one: My Soft Brown Blankie has vanished. How much can a Boy be expected to tolerate?
22 comments:
Goodness, Spitty, you need to go on total Ham-Mick strike. That is just awful. We hope you get it back soon with the brown blankie. What is wrong with the guest seeing your Ham-Mick?? We feel your pain Spitty.
What?! Has someone stolen your hammick and blankie? Because that would be awful! You'd have to file a report of missing property! Maybe Agent 007 could help in this case, with his assistant 018 (i.e. Simba and Audrey). :-)
Why would someone steal your hammick and blankie? That's a terrible thing to do.
We need to mount a search party immediate and get to the bottom of this!
It is amazing how the humans like to pretend to guests that the house is not devoted to all the comforts for the cats. Happens here too. If anyone is coming over here, Mom and dad scurry around to clear the evidence . So childish, isn't it?
heh heh! speaking of claws!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Both the hammick and the blankie gone! That's outrageous! Come on ofur to my house, I'll find us a nice comfortable spot to nap.
did the human bribe you with juicy toona for the disappearance of your stuffs?
emma and buster
What a revolting situation!
We know she is a blankie-hider but the hammick too?? You have given her the back of disrespect haven't you?
I feel your pain, dood. My hammick disappeared a long time ago and I can't find it anywhere. I once heard the people say "hammick," "rat," and "pee" in the same sentence, but that doesn't explain where it got to...
Spitty..you come right over here. Now I don't have a hammick but you can catloaf by me and put your nosey into my ruff. I have a soft red b;lankie to share. Key is under the mat.
No blankie and no ham-mick? That's like abuse!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
No hammock AND no blankie? This is surely grounds for some serious disciplinary action, and we think you are just the cat to mete it out.
Is that invisible Hammock and Blankie ? heh..heh..But My mom love your catloaf-on-the-carpet..She said " Yummy Kitty " : )
Have a great day, Spitty
xoxo
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???? Spitty, you are SO not getting the respect you deserve. NOTHING, but NOTHING of ours gets moved on account of guests. That's 'cause we kitties always come first in this household!
Also 'cause we never seem to have guests.
Spitty
what the Cod is going on here?
The hammick missing.
The brown blankie missing.
This just won't work.
Time for an intervention.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥
Spitty, all we can say is: PEE!
Inappropriately.
Spitty! Your Human simply must stop all this "entertaining." Her obligation is to you and all your toys and accessories. Didn't she read the Spitty Agreement before she signed it?
Spitty why is your human hiding all of the wonderful kitty stuff when there is entertaining of guests. You should be able to display your stuff with pride.
Spitty, this just isn't fair. It's your house too and you ought to be able to have your things around.
No hammick AND NO SBB! Hey, you live there too. That's what that woman says when anyone visits us. She also says "love me, love my cat". No one has any doubt that a cat lives here.
Taffy and that woman
Oh MY Cat! The SBB and Hammick? What next?! Will she be puttin the cat out?!!!! It's time to haf a lil sit-down wif her. xoxo
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