Saturday, July 7, 2012

Five Minutes in the Life of Miss Madie Mitten Kitten

Miss Mitten Kitten contemplates a sip.
Miss Mitten Kitten, mid-bite.*
Miss Mitten Kitten says, "Mmmmmm, tasty!"
Miss Mitten Kitten shows off her little ginormous paws before embarking on her next adventure. 
Watch out, Aggie & Wally! She's on the loose, armed and dangerous.


*Miss MMK here demonstrates her customary facial expression. It is rare to see her mouth closed. She approaches the world teeth-exposed and bite-ready. A small spray bottle is being employed to teach her the value of manners, hahameow!

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Meanwhile, the Big Kids have established the . . .

27 comments:

  1. Take her under your firm paw soon, to teach her "right ways". Or it will be too late and you'll suffer weerd ways furever...

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  2. Dearest Spitty,
    Even though me has not been posting, me has been reading. Mommy says it is too hard to type on the iPad when she is flat on her back reading posts in bed with the lights off in the middle of the night.
    Me thinks that is NO excuse and me is looking for a new assistant, but in a village of 675 people, that could be a little difficult...
    Any way, me would loves to comes over and tries out your new bed and especially if there is some half and half left!
    Kisses King Spitty,
    Your #1 Queen - Nellie (who is quite happy to share yous if yous is happy to shares ME)

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  3. My human solved the plant-chewing issue here - by not having any plants for us to chew on!

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  4. Watch out for that crazy kitten Spitty!!!

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  5. Mittens is very squee-worthy. Our Mommy has about busted our eardrums. SQUEEEE!!!!!

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  6. That is some cute kitty!!!

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  7. Hi it’s Austin. Miss Mitten Kitten has got me drooling here!! Spitty what you trying to do buddy? Are you going to let her come between us?? We have people to do, places to pillage. Can’t let our bromance be kittenjacked!!

    Re: JA and JJ the thing about flights of fancy is that history becomes relative. So much more scope ;)

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  8. Our human was all "Oh, I want another little one" until she got to the part about the biting. LOL.

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  9. Lookit all those toes! Aggie and Wally better rest up good.

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  10. Miss MK, c'mon over. We can swap bitey stories.

    Is that the same beleaguered spider plant that scraped by with W & A?

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  11. oooh! That last comment was from ME, Grayce the Biter.

    Stupid Mommy.

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  12. Oh my, that looks like a wild child.She has to be related to our Two Two who is always in trouble too. But MMK, you are pretty darn cute. Glad the grown ups have a Mitten free zone. Take care.

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  13. Her iz awfully cutes til I saw they hoooge paws wat iz maybe bigger than mine an now I iz nawt sure how I feels abowt herz...

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  14. How adorable is Miss Mitten? She looks so much like my little Domino except with extra toesies.

    My Domino used to be a tiny terror as a kitten, too. She was an attack kitten, but has mellowed into a swatting diva.

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  15. she sure is a "cutie patootey!!" Love the tuxies!!!

    "Mitten Free Zone"

    too cute!

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  16. Oh my goodness ME! What a tiny terror! How adorable and delicious. Mom wants to eat her up! Look out.

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  17. When she gets all growed up those paws will be fabulous for playing THoE!

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  18. Good gosh. What a cutie pie! And those paws are HUGE. Can you imagine the havoc if there was a play date between Tutu, Miss MMK and Two Two (from Marg's)?

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  19. Teeth exposed and bite ready, yup, that's a kitten! MOL

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  20. So cute, but kinda mischievous, huh? MOL!

    Hope you and your human are having a great day, Spitty. :)

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  21. No kidding she's armed! Just look at those feets!! They're like Ernie's...easy to whap with!

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  22. Hey, I think MMM maybe a Cat From Hell in training. Have you introduced her to Nellie yet?

    P.S. I promise, the Friday Song will be back next week. You know us famous singers have to rest our voices every once and a while. Is there a song you would like to request?

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  23. Spray bottle or not, she's keeping it real,just like this little kitteh! Nothing wrong with that!

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  24. Why are the cutest kitties the most naughty? *snickers*

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  25. Kittens! Nothing but fluff in their heads! She'll learn... We thought she had "mitten" feet!

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.