Monday, July 30, 2012

Kitties: Take This Feline SAT

Which picture shows the more desirable scene?

A.
B.
Did you hesitate for even a moment, Kitties? No, I thought not.

How can it be, then, that the Human found Choice A more compelling for
FOUR FREAKING DAYS,
leaving Yours Truly to pine away on my Tower,
neglected, abandoned, lonely and starving?


[Ed.: Now Spitty, you know your loving aunties from next door came over twice a day and fussed over you and fed you all your favorite foods, right? And you know they left the Human a note each time, saying your plate was clean and you were snoozing comfortably, right? Right. So, uh, dial down the drama.]


36 comments:

  1. There's no question here. Definitely the second pic. Very relaxing and most desirable! Perhaps there is a little time fur a proper house-trashin?

    Pee Ess - we can't get to Kassey's blog, either. :(

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  2. We agree with PP. After being given the summer off to take care of your needs, Spitty, we wonder why it is that she is always gone? What is she thinking? Remind us again of your tunnel stop, and we will sneak away to cheer you up.

    Taffy & my woman, Laura

    PS: Only if the whapping Queen, Nellie, won't be guarding the tunnel exit. . .

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  3. Whoever on earth in the right frame of mind would choose A over B?
    We weren't able to visit (our) Monday coz Mommy wasn't home until LATE at night. We hope she's had enough gallivanting to last her till next year!

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  4. Dude. There had better have been LOTS of tuna as compensation!

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  5. Humans have strange preferences, don't they?

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  6. Well done mate! You just caused a bit of a difference of opinion here!!! The staff say number one, but where's the chardonnay? I say number two, but think you can overdo the pining thing. The human has you sussed, dude! One or two extra biteys will restore the status to quo >^,.^<

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  7. I did hesitate for s split second there ;-)

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  8. There's no such thing as "dialing down the drama" when you're a Cat.

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  9. Oh for sure the tree wins. That Mom is so very norty to go off and leave you. How could she do that?? We hope she gets home soon. Take care.

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  10. Spitty - the ladies kitties here at the party keep asking when do the rides on Spitty's motorcycle start???

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  11. Well, of course we picked you, but you know my mom. We also find plenty wrong with your abandonment, while she agrees with your human about the drama part.

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  12. I think the whole problem is perhaps a lack of intelligence on the part of the peeps. I picked picture B, of course, in about a nanosecond. The peep? She was just like yours. She picked A. I mean.... come on....

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  13. I think the choice was a no-brainer....I would have chosen YOU any day! Tell her to cut the attempt in ending self-guilt by saying you were "well cared for and ate"....geeze, what did she expect you to do, starve?????

    Love, Cody

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  14. I'll tell Kassey. I have her email. xoxoxo

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  15. The choice is B...overwhelmingly! How could ANYONE choose otherwise? Certainly not I.

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  16. Hi Spitty,
    Queen Penelope has disappeared! We were heading down to Texas for my Sweet Pea (Callie)'s birthday party and somewhere over Utah, I asked her a question. When she did not answer, I turned around, and there is was - GONE!!!!!
    Can't wait to see you in action at the party
    Kozmo

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  17. Why, B, off course mol, Handsome Spitty.

    Kassey

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  18. I'd goes for the pool... cos I luv's water and I'm a lovely Dawg and wouldn't fit in that high chair!!bol
    xxx

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  19. The very last nerve of her to tell you to 'dial down the drama'... I mean seriously! For all we know the floor was LAVA and the a/c may have conked out and your 'aunties' may show you quite a different face than the one they show to HER. In fact, I'm just certain you will confirm that BODY SNATCHERS were involved. Be aware my Dear Spitty, be very aware.

    xoxo

    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  20. B!!! B B B B B!!!!!!!
    Dial down the drama?? Oh the horrors! The king left alone with no subjects to ..uh... subject with disdane! No protector, no food getter, no litter changer! no servents!!!! Horrors!!!

    Then again, sire, perhaps when she DOES get back, she'll feel so guilty that you'll be showered with special treats and toys? I know you wouldn't appreciate being showered with attention and snuggles.. but perhaps a pet or two so she knows what she missed by being separated from your royal soft silkly furry self!

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  21. Well, WE chose "B," Spitty. Instantly. Without hesitation. But there is just no accounting for human decision making, is there?

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  22. Wait till she does what ours did in Feb/Mar & disappear for TWO WEEKS to Phoenix to indulge her inner sun goddess. Harumph!

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  23. Spitty
    there was no question in our minds, at all.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  24. thpitty!
    i no exactly how u feel!
    our humanth alwayth think we'll be honky dorky while they galavant to far off placeth like FRESNO! we all know that ith ridicooluth! ( i do have to that tho that "A" looked awfully gut to me. I luv my bath and that ith one houg bathtub.)
    thparky
    p-eth: mittenth lookth very happy!

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  25. OH, Thpitty! i forgot to add another pee-eth!
    when my mommy is gone, thee leaveth they radio on to classical mythic--turned really l-o-w. me and my thithter dot like that. mommy thaid it maketh uth "chill"--

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  27. Prolly B. The Woman can't swim so she'll take B also.

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  28. Spitty, how could your human take water over you on the cat tree?? That's just plain crazy!!

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  29. Just posted my August calendar if interested.

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  30. Looks like somebody is in for a surprise when they get home.

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  31. What! The murderers didn't feed you! ** Gasp **

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  32. Allie: GASP! Quick! Call the SPCA! The FBI! The CIA! The--

    Maxwell: --AARP! PTSD!

    Allie: *shriek!* Max! This was MY post! *stomps off*

    FaRADaY: *gives Maxie HIGHPAW*

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  33. All you cats are nuts... swimming is awesome! We dogs have to stick together! A all the way!
    BOL
    Ambassador Schonheit

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