Which picture shows the more desirable scene?
Did you hesitate for even a moment, Kitties? No, I thought not.
How can it be, then, that the Human found Choice A more compelling for
FOUR FREAKING DAYS,
leaving Yours Truly to pine away on my Tower,
neglected, abandoned, lonely and starving?
[Ed.: Now Spitty, you know your loving aunties from next door came over twice a day and fussed over you and fed you all your favorite foods, right? And you know they left the Human a note each time, saying your plate was clean and you were snoozing comfortably, right? Right. So, uh, dial down the drama.]