Monday, July 30, 2012

Kitties: Take This Feline SAT

Which picture shows the more desirable scene?

A.
B.
Did you hesitate for even a moment, Kitties? No, I thought not.

How can it be, then, that the Human found Choice A more compelling for
FOUR FREAKING DAYS,
leaving Yours Truly to pine away on my Tower,
neglected, abandoned, lonely and starving?


[Ed.: Now Spitty, you know your loving aunties from next door came over twice a day and fussed over you and fed you all your favorite foods, right? And you know they left the Human a note each time, saying your plate was clean and you were snoozing comfortably, right? Right. So, uh, dial down the drama.]


35 comments:

Angel Prancer Pie said...

There's no question here. Definitely the second pic. Very relaxing and most desirable! Perhaps there is a little time fur a proper house-trashin?

Pee Ess - we can't get to Kassey's blog, either. :(

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

We agree with PP. After being given the summer off to take care of your needs, Spitty, we wonder why it is that she is always gone? What is she thinking? Remind us again of your tunnel stop, and we will sneak away to cheer you up.

Taffy & my woman, Laura

PS: Only if the whapping Queen, Nellie, won't be guarding the tunnel exit. . .

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Your human is crazy. Case closed.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Whoever on earth in the right frame of mind would choose A over B?
We weren't able to visit (our) Monday coz Mommy wasn't home until LATE at night. We hope she's had enough gallivanting to last her till next year!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Dude. There had better have been LOTS of tuna as compensation!

Angel Simba said...

Humans have strange preferences, don't they?

CATachresis said...

Well done mate! You just caused a bit of a difference of opinion here!!! The staff say number one, but where's the chardonnay? I say number two, but think you can overdo the pining thing. The human has you sussed, dude! One or two extra biteys will restore the status to quo >^,.^<

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

I did hesitate for s split second there ;-)

Fuzzy Tales said...

There's no such thing as "dialing down the drama" when you're a Cat.

Marg said...

Oh for sure the tree wins. That Mom is so very norty to go off and leave you. How could she do that?? We hope she gets home soon. Take care.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Water?!?! Seriously!?!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Spitty - the ladies kitties here at the party keep asking when do the rides on Spitty's motorcycle start???

Ivan from WMD said...

Well, of course we picked you, but you know my mom. We also find plenty wrong with your abandonment, while she agrees with your human about the drama part.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I think the whole problem is perhaps a lack of intelligence on the part of the peeps. I picked picture B, of course, in about a nanosecond. The peep? She was just like yours. She picked A. I mean.... come on....

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

I think the choice was a no-brainer....I would have chosen YOU any day! Tell her to cut the attempt in ending self-guilt by saying you were "well cared for and ate"....geeze, what did she expect you to do, starve?????

Love, Cody

Katie Isabella said...

I'll tell Kassey. I have her email. xoxoxo

Katie Isabella said...

The choice is B...overwhelmingly! How could ANYONE choose otherwise? Certainly not I.

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

I agree with Sparkle

Midway Community Market said...

Hi Spitty,
Queen Penelope has disappeared! We were heading down to Texas for my Sweet Pea (Callie)'s birthday party and somewhere over Utah, I asked her a question. When she did not answer, I turned around, and there is was - GONE!!!!!
Can't wait to see you in action at the party
Kozmo

GreatGranny said...

Why, B, off course mol, Handsome Spitty.

Kassey

Mollie said...

I'd goes for the pool... cos I luv's water and I'm a lovely Dawg and wouldn't fit in that high chair!!bol
xxx

Stacy Hurt said...

The very last nerve of her to tell you to 'dial down the drama'... I mean seriously! For all we know the floor was LAVA and the a/c may have conked out and your 'aunties' may show you quite a different face than the one they show to HER. In fact, I'm just certain you will confirm that BODY SNATCHERS were involved. Be aware my Dear Spitty, be very aware.

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

B!!! B B B B B!!!!!!!
Dial down the drama?? Oh the horrors! The king left alone with no subjects to ..uh... subject with disdane! No protector, no food getter, no litter changer! no servents!!!! Horrors!!!

Then again, sire, perhaps when she DOES get back, she'll feel so guilty that you'll be showered with special treats and toys? I know you wouldn't appreciate being showered with attention and snuggles.. but perhaps a pet or two so she knows what she missed by being separated from your royal soft silkly furry self!

meowmeowmans said...

Well, WE chose "B," Spitty. Instantly. Without hesitation. But there is just no accounting for human decision making, is there?

Shaggy and Scout said...

Wait till she does what ours did in Feb/Mar & disappear for TWO WEEKS to Phoenix to indulge her inner sun goddess. Harumph!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
there was no question in our minds, at all.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Pat said...

thpitty!
i no exactly how u feel!
our humanth alwayth think we'll be honky dorky while they galavant to far off placeth like FRESNO! we all know that ith ridicooluth! ( i do have to that tho that "A" looked awfully gut to me. I luv my bath and that ith one houg bathtub.)
thparky
p-eth: mittenth lookth very happy!

Pat said...

OH, Thpitty! i forgot to add another pee-eth!
when my mommy is gone, thee leaveth they radio on to classical mythic--turned really l-o-w. me and my thithter dot like that. mommy thaid it maketh uth "chill"--

Pat said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Cathy Keisha said...

Prolly B. The Woman can't swim so she'll take B also.

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, how could your human take water over you on the cat tree?? That's just plain crazy!!

Cathy Keisha said...

Just posted my August calendar if interested.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Looks like somebody is in for a surprise when they get home.

A Tonk's Tail said...

Allie: GASP! Quick! Call the SPCA! The FBI! The CIA! The--

Maxwell: --AARP! PTSD!

Allie: *shriek!* Max! This was MY post! *stomps off*

FaRADaY: *gives Maxie HIGHPAW*

Anonymous said...

All you cats are nuts... swimming is awesome! We dogs have to stick together! A all the way!
BOL
Ambassador Schonheit