Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Nectar of the Cods

Kitties, It was a crime! I had not had any half & half for months, I tell you, months! Maybe years!
So the other morning, I got some--finally.
And do you know what I did then?? I horked my whole breakfast up on the rug, that's what.
I mean, how much fun can one Boy have before 8:00 a.m.?

24 comments:

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We call that a twofur! You got half and half, and Mom got to clean up! It's a win-win situation. MOL

The Cat Guy said...

I bet you'll be getting some more special half and half soon if you keep that up!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, this is why you are a leader in our community.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Sorry that you horked up all the breakfast :(

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Err...what's a half & half, Spitty?

CATachresis said...

Oh Spitty!!!!! You do give value for money! It's what we Brits call a BOGOF :)

Angel Simba said...

I bet you thought having Mom get down on the rug to clean it up would help dislodge Mr Stoney. Yep, I bet that was it, so you were really doing her a favor.

Marg said...

Way to go Spitty. Bet that helped Mom to feel better for sure. I would be willing to bet you won't be getting any more half and half for many more years. Take care and have a great day. Try to keep the fuds down.

Brian said...

Oh my mess Spitty!

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Excellent example to follow, Spitty! I have to devise a way to get into the refrigerator, since I know my mom keeps half and half in there. Plus, you know what else? If her radar ears hear the yak warning, she tries to get us to a place with vinyl flooring! Do you have any idea how annoying that is?

The Island Cats said...

Wow, Spitty, maybe you shoulda spread all that fun out over a couple of days! What are you gonna do tomorrow??

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

sorry Spitty!!! That's why I don't give kitties milk :)

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Well that serves your human right. If she had given you your half and half more often, your stomach would not have rebelled at it and you would have not horked it back up. You did womit on something special and expensive of hers didn't you?

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Oh no! Maybe it was just too hot for cream? I quite enjoy a little cream, here and there, but not on super hot days. Too rich, I think. purrs

Ramblingon said...

Oh SPITTY! MY HERO!!! Having breakfast AND half and half and horking them BOTH UP!? What riches! What elan! How REGAL!

I smiled at Callie asking if the womit was on something special..it was, wasn't it? You should have seen and heard ME yesterday after having green catnip "candies". I horked up supper and them too and the spreading green stain was my best EVER!!

xoxoxox

Terri said...

Hey, sounds like our place...no Half & Half around here, though. That mixture of food and cream must be nasty to clean up!

neora chana said...

Even though you think you are doing your human a favor, the PM politely begs to disagree. Humans are not nearly as fond of horking remains as we are.

On a different note, the picture of the mailbox of the Mitten Clan is posted for Miss Madie's delight. Unfortunately you cannot see much more from the road. While Sir Ambassador Scout Ringo is willing to venture down the driveway, the PM is somewhat more timid. We shall see if more news is forthcoming. P. Treasure.

Tamago said...

Oh no your favorite drink made you hork up? I hope you still get half & half in the future without upset stomach!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Ooh, we bet that soaked inta the rug REALLY GOOD!

Willow said...

Aiming for the rug to hork on, good going Spitty you sure let her know about her laxness in doling out the half & half.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
Now that truly is a "boy-thing"!!!

--hehehehehe--

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Katnip Lounge said...

WTG man! Cream ALWAYS comes up on me, too. It's too bad Mommy figured out the 100% correlation.
*sigh*

Yr Pal-in-Puking, Tiny Johnson

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I've missed a few days, so let me comment on the bed! Wow! Perfect! Absolutly perfect for your kingly self! Star can hardly wait to come over and curl up next to you in it!
Half and half yacking? That must have been lovely... MOL
Oh, and I have to mention, you've looked mightly adorable in the last few posts! Gorgeous boy!

A Tonk's Tail said...

FaRADaY: *admiring look* Bet that was Fang Shui-ed on da rug quite nicely!