Oh I see what you mean now about the FLH. It's obviously large as it seems so inflated by all the praise and flattery you get from all the faintyLadyCats virtually flinging their pelts at your velvety paws! But really, it's because you are so smart, and as a wise woman recently proclaimed, 'Brainy is the new Sexie' and YOU got that covered in Spades!
This is totally unfair - I do not consider this type of behavior to be a crime at all! Humans picking up and manhandling kitties - now, THAT is a REAL crime!
I agree nuffin wrong wiff flirtin :) Wee finks yooo's look super cool! Big Huggies Mollie the ( woofie, who luv's kittie ) and me Alfie mollie and alfie
We kitties see nothing wrong whatsoever wif these behaviors. They are sheer cattiness behaviors..being a feline. And the King, as Fuzzy Takes said, flirts and has his dalliances. It's to be expected and one must simply wait in line as a lady Cat for one's turn.
You are the King and your ways are accepted and expected. MOL
Spitty, if you're "wanted" that means you've skedaddled outta town so the posse doesn't catch up with you. Did you take your tunnel and disappear to parts unknown? Do you have a secret hideout stocked with tuna? Is Iza your gun moll?
(PeeEss: we answered your question about dads job under your comment from yesterday. )
You are the cutest litle boy efer and you're guilty as sin (whatever that means). BTW, I have a furrend who wants to meet you. Her name is Selina and she's a pretty panther. Her blog is One Eye on the Future.
So what is wrong with flirting. You are the king and get to do whatever you want. Austin's comment is hysterical. That is one way to get our of the olympics, just do drugs. MOL. Mom needed that laugh. Also, we know it was Mom's purring that helped Mahoney to get a tiny bit better. Take care.
Oh my goodness! We'll hide you here UTB! Of course, Star will keep you company... What is it with today? Star's been convicted of a crime today too! And I know I've already read at least one other 'caught' post from someone else! It must be Bad Cat Wednesday or something!
ahhh...weeellll...ya know, King Spitty...ya really do kind'a flirty a bit...holds paw up..now, now, I'm not saying you shouldn't...but maybe ya might think about that peep saying...descretion is the better part of valor...just a thought for ya...but hey mancat, I have a Champion, so my honor will always be protected, no matter how much flirting you do...
Ah Spitty, we had a fine night together. I won't tell ANNYONE what a purrfect gentlecat you were even iffen they force Nip up my nose! I thought it was SO sweet that you put yer head on my munificent side furs and then fell asleep fer HOURS.
I took yer purrs of eternal loyalty the way you meant them, sincere but fleeting. And that was OK with me. It wasn't like I was lookin ta get married.
Nothing serious happened (a nose kissie or two, it WAS a first date). But I might agree to a second date if you can convince me your attentions are real. And if you ask REAL nicely.
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SPITTY!
Yous Devil Yous! What was yous doing with Iza (after mes left yous last night)
Kisses
Nellie
Oh I see what you mean now about the FLH. It's obviously large as it seems so inflated by all the praise and flattery you get from all the faintyLadyCats virtually flinging their pelts at your velvety paws! But really, it's because you are so smart, and as a wise woman recently proclaimed, 'Brainy is the new Sexie' and YOU got that covered in Spades!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
This is totally unfair - I do not consider this type of behavior to be a crime at all! Humans picking up and manhandling kitties - now, THAT is a REAL crime!
We thinks it should read: ARMED WIF A SILVER TONGUE! HaHaMeow! If you've got it, Spitty, flaunt it!
It is no crime, King Spitster, to be irresistible and to flick a tale and twitch a whisker in encouragement..... Go for it ! Humans are most strange.
Don't worry! We have a HUGE NET! Hehheh.
NUTHIN' wrong with flirting!!
I agree nuffin wrong wiff flirtin :)
Wee finks yooo's look super cool!
Big Huggies
Mollie the ( woofie, who luv's kittie ) and me Alfie
mollie and alfie
WAY TO GO BUDDY!!!!! >^,.^<
PeeEss I've been banned from the olympics for substance abuse!!!!!!
Spitty, every king flirts and has his dalliances...it's just that some are more discreet than others. :-P
We kitties see nothing wrong whatsoever wif these behaviors. They are sheer cattiness behaviors..being a feline. And the King, as Fuzzy Takes said, flirts and has his dalliances. It's to be expected and one must simply wait in line as a lady Cat for one's turn.
You are the King and your ways are accepted and expected. MOL
xox
Bud, you're lucky Caroline is napping right now and didn't see this--especially the Known Accomplice part.
Spitty,
if you're "wanted" that means you've skedaddled outta town so the posse doesn't catch up with you.
Did you take your tunnel and disappear to parts unknown?
Do you have a secret hideout stocked with tuna?
Is Iza your gun moll?
(PeeEss: we answered your question about dads job under your comment from yesterday. )
MOL!!!!!!!!
LOL! Shameless flirting!
Oh you are so handsome and that "wanted" sign must be put out by some ladycats!
You are the cutest litle boy efer and you're guilty as sin (whatever that means). BTW, I have a furrend who wants to meet you. Her name is Selina and she's a pretty panther. Her blog is One Eye on the Future.
Flirting is illegal? Oh my! *hides* purrs
I am totally willing to hang out with the outlaw if there is flirting involved :)
Oh Spitty - you do make the lady cats swoon!!!
So what is wrong with flirting. You are the king and get to do whatever you want. Austin's comment is hysterical. That is one way to get our of the olympics, just do drugs. MOL. Mom needed that laugh.
Also, we know it was Mom's purring that helped Mahoney to get a tiny bit better. Take care.
Uh oh! Someone's in trouble!
Come hide here! WE'LL keep you plenty "busy"...
::filing teeth::
Oh my goodness! We'll hide you here UTB! Of course, Star will keep you company...
What is it with today? Star's been convicted of a crime today too! And I know I've already read at least one other 'caught' post from someone else! It must be Bad Cat Wednesday or something!
But Spitty,
Flirting is like breathing, ya gotta do it.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
ahhh...weeellll...ya know, King Spitty...ya really do kind'a flirty a bit...holds paw up..now, now, I'm not saying you shouldn't...but maybe ya might think about that peep saying...descretion is the better part of valor...just a thought for ya...but hey mancat, I have a Champion, so my honor will always be protected, no matter how much flirting you do...
Hey, it could be worse. Just think about about Royal King who did more than flirting - Henry VIII. He killed the women after flirting with them!
Ah Spitty, we had a fine night together. I won't tell ANNYONE what a purrfect gentlecat you were even iffen they force Nip up my nose! I thought it was SO sweet that you put yer head on my munificent side furs and then fell asleep fer HOURS.
I took yer purrs of eternal loyalty the way you meant them, sincere but fleeting. And that was OK with me. It wasn't like I was lookin ta get married.
Nothing serious happened (a nose kissie or two, it WAS a first date). But I might agree to a second date if you can convince me your attentions are real. And if you ask REAL nicely.
~ IZA
Hey, doesn't being King mean you can act any way you want?? We say "Not Guilty" King Spitty!!
Um Spitty! Me thinks yous might encounter my claws of doom if yous has other lady cats over when me stops by....
Kisses
Nellie
We thought being a king, you could do whatever you wanted. One of the perks, you know.
Oh Spitty, you are in more trubble than you thought you were, but not in the WAY you thought you were.
Consider me the "Gardening Goth Girlcat". I'm the purrfect one for you. IF I choose YOU!
You have to earn me if you want this to get anny further... Lets see some bling in yer ears... And a nose ring would be good.
Yeah, it was you and Iza at the party. Spitty, you are a catwomanizer.
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