I have been shaved in such an inappropriate place, you cannot imagine! There's a bare circle around my sad, empty little...well, you know what.
Will my furz grow back ever, do you think? My formerly furry bits are nekkid and exposed after being manhandled (well, strictly speaking, woman-handled, may that Spawn of Satan burn for her sins, Let-the-Church-Say-Amen).
So I have been lurking UTB, with the occasional foray out for food, water, peeing and a general look-see. I have allowed that treasonous Human to brush me, but I hurry away for fear of being grabbed and dumped into that....that....well, it's better to draw a curtain across the whole experience.
On a happier note, looky looky looky what I gotted today from Ms. Stella and her Human, Stacy:
Could the timing have been more purrfect? It is a lovely, good-smelling, beauteous quilt! I lubz it! It was the only thing that made me happy today, Kitties, the ONLY thing. And as you can see, even hanging out on my quilt was not entirely comfertabuls.
Can I be frank wif you, Kitties?
My butt hurts.
So here's one final picture from this evening. As you can see, the toys and the quilt and the Gerbers were in plentiful supply. I note with pleasure that the reverse side of my quilt is...PINK!
We are the tiniest bit 'zawsted and stressed out around here -- the Human wishes this had all happened during the just-ended vacation when she could have devoted entire days to my care and feeding, but alas, school has begun. Please forgive us if we are unreliable commenters for another day or two. I *do* appreciate all the good wishes, especially from the LadyCats.