Wordy Wednesday: I Should Sue Her for This
Oh fine. First I get my you-know-whats hacked off and then, because that just wasn't mean enough, she takes the Most Embarrassing Pictures ever in all the history of the Cat Blogosphere and posts them on the Internet for all to see.
41 comments:
No worries Spitty. The ladeez here still think you are a handsum devil! Of course, the Mommy is in no way exonerated fur her earlier misdeeds!
You're just having a rough time lately, aren't you?
Oh dear, your royal highness, we are having a giggle here but we do agree this is an indignity. However the lady cats will love it as you are showing your cute side, and they like nothing better than the occasional flash of our mighty mancat tender moments. And there's just enough room for a girlcat to curl up next to you, should you so wish.
But perhaps you need to let go of some of this anger. You have had time to grieve over the loss of your crown jewels, and by now should be feeling fairly comfy in the nether regions. And perhaps that human of yours could do with a little bit of tolerance- just while you plan your next move.
YRH, I have just read your comment on my blog regarding your takeover bid for the Isle of Wight. You really cannot keep your paws off Europe, can you ? And how can you possibly still think that you can claim anything remotely European when your latest portraits show you with your ears flattened by a pink beddie?
We thinks that becoming monarch of the Isle of Wight might upset plenty of Britcats and it is not within my remit as a Finncat to simply randomly dole out bits of Europe to govern. However I might be willing to consider an honorary title but must consult about this.......
Spitty, Russell sleeps like that sometimes! So really, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
KG is responding to her meds for her infected tooth and my mom has managed to give her two doses of antibiotics right on schedule! (We could tell Olivia was better because she fought the second dose). No liquid, though--she seemed to be doing fine without it.
We think you are adorable! Maybe you were going for a different look?
Spitty, I know you will get back at her - you do have your ways, you know.
And we are sure it all started with you being unable to make yourself go in the Crown Beddie again.
We are so glad to hear that you are getting better little by little. That picture does give you a different look, sort of a flat look. Were you trying to shut out all the noise?? You Mom is norty too just like ours. Have a great day.
Hehe! I'm glad she put those up!;)
Cheeky woofs,
Cotton
Haaaaheeeeawwwww, and youz fawght I waz embarrasin..Mol..at least I gotz lot's of treats...Youz do looks so sweet though Spitty..Is that a pretty PINK bed...MOL xx00xx
Spityy this is something my mother proud, they love to get us through shame, and say, Oh it's so beautiful! We are commenting in English with the help of Google translator, I hope it gets better for you.
Don't worry Spitty, we all know that is a happy face!
Spitty, this is insupportable! Come over here at once!
Whoa! You look like you went off on some bender! Did Austin do this to you?? Oh dear, pull yourself together. The decision isn't that hard. Just follow your heart (and the trail of salmon leading to Katie). Heh heh!
Spitty, is that a hint of dried drool in the corner of your mouth? eeeewwww
Kisses
Nellie
Spitty, we think you look great. Promise!
Oh, my! Jenna just had an attack of the vapors from these!
Spitty I think the full moon is really giving you a hard time!
Oh Spitty, I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing looking at your pictures! But please don't be embarrassed...I'm laughing because you are so extremely cute!
Oh, Spitty! I sleep like that sometimes, and I still have an enjoyable naptime. You'll tough it out, no worries.
Purrrrrrrrs
Sherlock
But you're so cute!!! How can ANY picture of you be embarrassing?? You just can't take a bad picture! oh look at the silky furs! and the sweetly scrunched face! And the perfect stretch pushing on the sides of the beddy! I may faint..
Star: My poor sweetheart! I'll be over to comfort you soon! I'll bring some more nip brandy and some bacon! Perhaps a good cuddle will help you forget.. either that or I can help you contact a kitty lawyer! MOL
Spitty, personally, WE think you are looking handsome and content in your beddy. And there's nothing wrong with that, now, is there?
Wordless Wednesday doesn't mean you can't think, right? I am sure you are coming up with something! (But you do look pretty cute.)
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
SQUISHY EARS!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!! Tutu asks if you were squished up that way because you were leaving that spot for her?
Yo should definitely get a pawyer and sue her! Or try arbitration: ask for nip and treats and fresh tuna and salmon ;-)
Purrs
We see no embarassing photos what-so-ever. Only a dashing Matcat being Mancatly in his pink(ish) beddy. pah!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Spitty, we hope you are keeping track of all the ways she has wronged you lately. Makes for more damages in that lawsuit you're gonna file.
I see London,
I see France,
I see your cinnamon
Underpants.
I beg to differ with you, as I am the proud owner of the most embarrassing photo of a kitty on the internet
http://files.kittyblog.net/peanutbits.jpg
Spitty
We think you look adorable.
*kiss kiss*
purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.
Psst, Spitty...
Dude you've got pillow ear.
BOL
Ambassador Schonheit
Spitty, if you think THOSE are embarassing, you should see some of the ones Mom takes of us.
The Florida Furkids
You look a little testy...um, if that's still possible. We're sorry about the tutoring incident. We are sure your human will find hundreds of ways to make it up to you.
squuueeee!!! Spitty!!! You are so cute!! I luvluvluv that last photo!! you are so peaceful...sigh...by the way...how are ya feeling?? Hope the rear pain is gone...paw hugs, Savannah
Spitty, you are looking a *little* uhm, ruffled....maybe less than your usual debonair self.
We know a good lawyer...
Sonnet to Banana Nose
Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes
Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;
Less dear than army ants in apple pies
Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,
Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit;
Like honeybees upon the perfum’d rose
They suck, and like the double-breasted suit
Are out of date; therefore, Banana Nose,
Go fly a kite, thy welcome’s overstayed;
And stem the produce of thy waspish wits:
Thy logick, like thy locks, is disarrayed;
Thy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.
Be off, I say; go bug somebody new,
Scram, beat it, get thee hence, and nuts to you.
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I shared this over at the catfromhell's place, but thought you might like it too!
(BOL) /Ambassador
Well, all of us kitties know how to exact revenge! Just take your pick, so many of them are effective.
Oh better give credit for the sonnet...
http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-buzz-off.html
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