While I was unconscious and unable to defend myself, my claws -- my beautiful, long, shapely, needle-sharp claws--were
When I mounted my Ess the next morning to get in some much-needed sharpening action, do you know what happened, Kitties? I slid right off! I did! I had no traction at all!
And do you know what made it worse? The Human laughed at me, right here in my own home. Just as loud as you please, and not a word of apology, either.
I'm told they'll grow back.
And I know just what I'm going to do with them when they do.
NB: We 'pologizes for our minimal visiting today. The Human had the NERVE to bring work home. Hrrrumph. As if that could more impawtant than my needs!