Monday, January 16, 2012

Ugh

Glorious Me 
the Useless Human

I've been patient. I've given her a chance to improve. 
But now I ask:
Is there anyone who'd like to take on a bad-tempered kitty
at a bargain-basement price?
Available today to the right customer!
. . . Anyone?

29 comments:

The Island Cats said...

AW, Spitty...she's still not feeling well? That just sucks...not just for you, but for her too! We hope she is better soon so you don't have to find a new home. We'd love to have you here...but our mom is pretty useless too. Do you know we didn't get fed until 8:30am today?? She wanted to sleep in!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty, c'mon over! We will squeeze you in somewhere...the peeps will never notice one more.

Tell your human to drink hot whisky toddies, for Cod's sake. It cures everything, even consciousness.

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Now, Spitty, you know that secretly you would miss your useless hooman- maybe just a little.

Angel Simba said...

You on that unmade bed tells all.

Fuzzy Tales said...

That's a look. The mom was ready to shout, "Pick me!" but you're kinda scaring her with your expression, Spitty.

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

Aaaw, sorry Spitty! Those humans are a piece of work. You can come stay with us, we have tuna and nip :)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Ahhh Spitty you are glorious and the things we have to do for our hoomans...

*sigh*

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

that photo of your human could sure pass for my Mom's TWIN! MOL!!!

Uh-oh Spitty, what did your human do?

Love the new look of your blog!

Brian said...

I think anyone would make room for you Spitty! But give her another chance!

Tucker The Crestie said...

Spitty there is always room for you at this inn! But maybe you should get cut your human some slack - she IS sick, after all. Maybe you could go lie next to her and purr or something? Purrs are remarkably therapeutic!

The Florida Furkids said...

You could come here but our Mom is a bit of a slacker even when she feels good.

The Florida Furkids

Luxington said...

Aw Spitty, maybe your human needs your help when she's sick, hm? Are you giving her cuddles and purrs? That will get her better so then she can start helpin you again!

Tamago said...

Hi Spitty, you do look glorious...but oh no, I am sorry your human is sick. The picture of her made me laugh, though (sorry!) Please don't leave her, Spitty. Your human needs you!!

Anonymous said...

Aww poor Spitty! Humans can be such a hindrance cant they?!!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, I am beginning to think your human is broken. You are right, she may need to be replaced with a sturdier model!

Mr Puddy said...

I think your mommy need my french kiss to get better...tee..heh..heh
xoxo

Admiral Hestorb said...

Um...come on over..ya know what I mean?

Unknown said...

Spitty, Yous always welcome at our house! But can Yous share with both me and Kozmo!
Kisses
Nellie

Cathy Keisha said...

I have 2 cat trees now so I can take you. Only problemo is that TW is a slacker and won't blog for you everyday and the quality of the photo she takes is in the toilet.

For a wager, I was thinking more of the loser sending the winner kitty treats but yours sounds like fun too. Did you know this is how Buzzy & I fell in love. He lost a wager when the NYY beat the Angels in the ALCS?

Raymond and Busby said...

Come on down to Capitola and live with us!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Precious says there is room in the confessional fur two.

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

In a New York minute, Spitty! However, my woman wouldn't be able to blog for you every day, and the level of service here isn't spectacular. We think you need to give your human another chance; you know she loves you. Are you purring for her?

Cory said...

hmmmmm...Spitty, I think you need to reconsider. Do you realize there are 9 of us here? Thats not even counting the woofie! Are you up for sharing a litter box...even if it's with adorable me?

Whisppy said...

You're welcome to come over here! Our Mom will load you with so much vine, you'll end up being a lovebug.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Aw, I hope she gets better soon! Bet she'd be sad to lose you.. maybe try a bit more patience? We'd love to have you, but I already have one bad tempered kitty and one formerly feral and i dont think either of them are interested in another roommie!

Rainbow Willowfish said...

Aww, my Spitty, so neglected, it's not fair. My mom has been sleeping long hours. She's not even sick! So I have to eat kibble to sustain me until she wakes up to give me some canned goodness. We certainly do have to be extremely patient with our humans.

Photo Cache said...

how is your mom spitty? is she better now? take care you both.

emma and buster

Whisppy said...

We'll love to have you here, Spitty. And just get your human to get you an airline ticket. We'll get our Mom to pick you up from the airport. ;)

GreatGranny said...

Really sorry your servant is sick. When my Mom was sick and couldn't get up, I chewed the telephone wire. I was a bad girl. But you sweet boy need to take care of your hooman.But if you have to leave , just come here....mol
xoxo Kassey