Good morning, Kitties. Today I would like to complain about the declining level of service around here since the Human became
even more useless than usual "sick."
Yes, it's true she's sniffling and coughing and feverish, but is that any reason my litter should not be cleaned, my food and water bowls replenished, my need for entertainment fulfilled?
I'll give her one more day, but if conditions don't improve by tomorrow, I'm calling PETA.