Good morning, Kitties. Today I would like to complain about the declining level of service around here since the Human became even more useless than usual "sick."
Yes, it's true she's sniffling and coughing and feverish, but is that any reason my litter should not be cleaned, my food and water bowls replenished, my need for entertainment fulfilled?
I'll give her one more day, but if conditions don't improve by tomorrow, I'm calling PETA.
25 comments:
Well being sick is not fun Spitty and we send your Mom lots and lots of purrs! Enjoy your sunny easy!!!
Darn, Spitty! We hope it doesn't come to that! We hope your human is feeling better soon!!
Yikes! We hope your human is feeling much better soon, because this kind of neglect can't go on! Poor you!
So lots of purrs to your human!
I completely unnerstand, Spitty. The woman had a little procedure on her eyes and thinks that is an exscuse fur slacking! (and misspelling words) Demerits fur efurrybody this week at the staff meeting!
Give her 20 lashes with your tail!
Aw, hope your human gets better fast! After all, you can only deal with that lack of personal attention for so long. Even you, poor Spitty, need your human! Glad you recognize that, even if it took illness for you to recognize it!
We send wishes that your declining service improves. That Woman was rather insensitive, her remark was that all full time employees get at least 5 sick days a year. Can you imagine? We could be dead by then!
Good luck and let us know if you need anything delivered, That Woman has a list of speedial places she said we can use.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Spitty, maybe you need a new assistant, or at least one to take her place while yours is sick. After all, you DO need your litter box changed, etc.!
Wow, you're having a dramatic day poor you.
I send my best regards to you, and I hope you don't have to call PETA.
Hugs from Pernille.
Spitty, it's terrible what fate has cast your way, pal. Hope your mom gets better soon and your service improves!!
Pawhugs,
Tom
Poor sweet Spitty, good help is hard to keep. Help Mom get well by givung her a lotta purrs and loving. We hope Mom gets well soon.
xoxo Kassey
Our mom will give us the minimum of attention. Crack open a can & clops the food into dishes. Goes back to bed and thinks, "oops I forgot to change the water in the bowl, oh well I better get up & do that"......and falls back asleep.
Spitty darling..*I* will do it. On my way. Oh wait..my new girl will be here tomorrow. BUT I will slip over tonight and get things freshened up for you and your mom.
Dood, I'm having the same issues. The Woman has a "cold" so I have to suffer. The litter box REALLY needs to be scooped, but she just sits here, being all cootified...
We sure hope she shapes up soon!!
The Florida Furkids
Your Command is so Sharp , Sir !
I bet your human need purrs from me Urgent !
Here you go...PURRS !!!!!!
I hope she feel better in time : )
xoxo
Dearest Spitty,
Me is on my way over! If your Mommy can't take care of yous, Me shall come and let yous take care of me!
Kisses
Nellie
PS me also sends Purrs to your Mommy and hopes she feels better soon! We will has home made Chicken soup tonight cuz my Mommy is sick too
While she is sick, she obviously needs to hire a nurse...to take care of you, of course!
Your human needs to hire a temp when she is under the weather. I think I'll suggest that to TW when she gets one of her so-called migraines. BTW, we may have to do a wager on next weekend's game. MOL
Dear Spitty,
Yous has nothing to worry about. Bert is a DOG! A BIG dog. Me loves yous bestest, me loves Bert like a friend.
Me will be over later to smack some sense in yous before we has a snooze in your cat tree!
Kisses
Nellie
Well, Spitty, healing purrs can be powerful medicine. So rev your motor up. Service will be back to normal in no time!
Spitty, we bet if you'd snuggle a little with your mom that she'd start feeling better. That's what we are trying to do with Mom Paula.
I think it's terrible that you have been neglected my furriend...but sometimes when moms get sick is when we have to go to work and be nurses...we actually like it, but of course the litterbox MUST be cleaned. Our purrs have magical healing powers. Have you used yours on your mom?
Tip to Human : sprinkle some magic powder on Spitty and he'll forgive you immediately.
You run a tight ship, Spitty. Watch her like a hawk and remember who's boss.
Blatant neglect will NOT be tolerated.
xo Katie
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