Thursday, September 6, 2012

Chillaxin'

Yes, Kitties, I definitely got to cool my heels today as the Human spent 15 hours at her job, instead of home taking orders from me as she should. It was Back-to-School Night for parents, so those poor, long-suffering people had to spend two hours listening to the whining drone of teacher after teacher--really, it's cruel and unusual punishment for them. Did they perhaps earn one detention too many during their own schooldays that they should be forced to sit and endure chemistry and English and algebra after a long hard day at their own jobs?

The Human tried hard to be scintillating, but honestly, what were the chances? It's bad enough when she bores her students but it's really sinful when she starts in on the grown-ups.

We will be around to visit you tomorrow, my Furry Furiends. The Human claims she's too 'zawsted. Sigh.

23 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I'm sure the bright spot for your human's students is MY calendar!

Catio Tales said...

Aw Spitster, give her a BREAK! She cannot possibly be as boring as Äiti. I mean, they don't have back to school nights here in Finland purely for that reason. She'd just bore them too much. But she does have to stay late one day next week so we have things planned for then. Fancy coming over and doing a bit of house wrecking ?

Cotton said...

15 hrs at her job? That must be tiring, how could she not listen to you? Doesn't you be the king of the house??
Cotton

Angel Simba said...

My human remembers going to her kids' back to school nights. They were not too boring, but it WAS hard fitting into those little chairs.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Fortunately, my *kids* don't go to school so there's no need for me to attend Back-To-School Nights. Whew. :)

Mollie said...

Oh Spitty, your poor Mommy..Give her a nice big cuddle, 15 hours is an awfully long time...xxooxx

Katie Isabella said...

My mommy's son who is a teacher has to bore parents as well. He hasn't mentioned the time of the torture..er..the meetings yet,

You are looking very luxurious and scrumptious all laid out there. xxoo

Shaggy and Scout said...

Spitty it takes special people to be around young folks all day and teachers are very special!!! Mom is un-special...she really can't stand kids. Or other people for that matter. She's pretty much a loner, happy with her own company and the company of cats. Wait! She IS special after all!

Unknown said...

Dearest Spitty,
Yous could guilt her by spending some of the Sppitty charm and cuddles on her.
Just saying, then yous will have her so wrapped, she will be super nice.
Kisses
Nellie

Katnip Lounge said...

Well, at least YOU didn't have to listen to "proper use of gerunds" or some such twaddle.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Wow, TBT says that the grownups had to werk hard to ferget all that stuff ONCE, they shouldnt have ta do it all over again.

Or did they attend just ta enjoy findin out what their kids would have ta suffer through?

Julia Williams said...

That's a long workday, Spitty ...but I know you just can't relate cuz' "work" and cats don't belong in the same sentence!! And esp. not when one is the king. MOL.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I kinda feel sorry for your human for having to listen to the parents... Because lets face it, everyone thinks their own kid is perfectly awesome (same with our kitties, no one elses is quite as wonderful, right!) and parents get awful snotty with teachers.. I know, I've been listening to some young mothers talk about how they almost attack the teachers for what they do and do not teach and when.. Talk to the school board people!
sorry.. I rant...

Spitty dear, when you go visiting tomorrow, be sure to come back to todays post over Celestial Kitty way, there's movies of Star! MOL

Star says: Aw, Spitty! If I'd known you were alone for so long, I'd have come and kept you company! I'll come over now, if you want.. *silky smile*

Brian said...

That is just way too much work for any species!

Stacy Hurt said...

you are looking mighty deeevine today Mr. S.

Our condolences to the pitiful humans that had to endure.

In other news; tomorrow I am releasing the 'super secret footage' that was captured of you just prior to your...er...de-plumbing. It's time the world witnessed your Bravery! Your Uncommon Valor! Your positive Fierceness in the face of certain doom!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Pretinha said...

Spitty is a human need and deserve a nurturing her.

CATachresis said...

Spitty, maybe she should take up another career, you know, become a politician or something? ;)

Cathy Keisha said...

TW says she only let her mother go once. Your human should've talked about you and the Spitty rocks—you know the ones from Tiny Pearl Cat. That would've been riveting.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
need some company???

purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

I remember my husband complaining about the same thing. He is retired now but taught in detroit for 36 yrs

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Oh, Spitty! We were just laying like that, except with our head curled in, and between the feet of my woman. You look splendid, Fang boy.

We are sorries for your human. Who thinks up these tortures? We think that she is even more glad to be home with you. Purrs.

Laura & Taffy

The Island Cats said...

Well, waydaminit, Spitty. This time we're with your human. Just think of all the mindless drivel she had to put up with from all those parents...questions and stuff. We kinda feel sorry for your human for having to go through that. ;)

GreatGranny said...

King Spitty, put some extra loving on Mom....what torture she endured. I bet she was thinking of you while the other hoomans were complaining..
xoxo Kassey