Furriends: Lend me your frootbats!
I, Spitty-the-Kitty, wish to lodge a formal complaint with Mother Nature regarding this ridiculous RAIN. I mean, you know I hate the hots worse even than being picked up (::shudder::) but, really, enough is enough!
Item the Second: Human, can you please go to the store? I know you've had a long week, but I am down to one (1) can of my favorite tuna flavor and it's making me nervous. Just get in the car and go already! (No, you will not melt in the aforementioned rain.)
Finally, we need to start visiting my friends on a more regular basis. You know I have trouble with the keyboard, and yet where are you when I need a little help? Oh that's right: You're at work, or visiting your friends or doing the laundry or reading or some other damn thing. It's time to get your priorities straight! Kitteh first; then all that other stuff!