Gather round, now, because I have a story to tell you, and it's really an exciting one!
It starts with this envelope, all the way from Malaysia!
Inside was a sweet Krissymouse card from my furriends at Whisppy.
And inside that was Silvervine powder. The Whisppy's Human thoughtfully enclosed a nice sheet of instructions for the proper administration of this ambrosial substance!
The Human got out a festive little plate...
. . .and let me have at it!
The Human could not believe her eyes! I mean, I like the Nip okay, depending on my mood, but I never get really crazypants on it or anything. But this stuff, well, THIS was different.
First, I drooled and drooled and consumed every.last.grain of this stuff. Then I schnuzzled and schnarfled the plate, then I fell over right on the table, and rolled and stretched, and drooled and groomed myself, and went all glassy-eyed.
And then I jumped down and then I ran to find my Nip Cigar for some further nuzzling. . .
. . . and then I rolled over under the coffee table and drooled and groomed some more.
And then I had to go UTB for awhile to recover. And then I really, really, really had the munchies so I ate up all my foodz. And then I got in my pink snuggly bed and went to sleep.
I don't think I better have this stuff verreh often or somekitties will have to do an Intervention.
Thanks, Whisppy. Silvervine Powder is the Bomb!!