Spitty: I really, really, really need you to play Neko Flies with me every day. In fact, twice a day would be best.
The Human: Spitty, I will try, but you know sometimes I get sort of busy.
Spitty: Yes, you do. And you know, that is just wrong. I mean, where are your priorities?
The Human: Well, I need to go to work to keep a roof over your head and the good noms in your bowl, and sometimes in the evening I like to watch TV or use the computer, or even (gasp!) talk to other Humans.
Spitty: Don't you see how adorably I am pleading with you? Honestly, am I going to have to curl my little paw?
The Human: Yes-I-do-see-and-of-course-I-will-do-your-bidding, O-Feline-Master.
Spitty: Heh, heh. Works every time. Now, let's get that Fly out, Human, and make it snappy!