Tuesday, December 20, 2011

A Kitty Under the Influence

OMC, Kitties
Gather round, now, because I have a story to tell you, and it's really an exciting one!
It starts with this envelope, all the way from Malaysia!

Inside was a sweet Krissymouse card from my furriends at Whisppy.

And inside that was Silvervine powder. The Whisppy's Human thoughtfully enclosed a nice sheet of instructions for the proper administration of this ambrosial substance!

The Human got out a festive little plate...

. . .and let me have at it!

The Human could not believe her eyes! I mean, I like the Nip okay, depending on my mood, but I never get really crazypants on it or anything. But this stuff, well, THIS was different. 
First, I drooled and drooled and consumed every.last.grain of this stuff. Then I schnuzzled and schnarfled the plate, then I fell over right on the table, and rolled and stretched, and drooled and groomed myself, and went all glassy-eyed.

And then I jumped down and then I ran to find my Nip Cigar for some further nuzzling. . .

. . . and then I rolled over under the coffee table and drooled and groomed some more.

And then I had to go UTB for awhile to recover. And then I really, really, really had the munchies so I ate up all my foodz. And then I got in my pink snuggly bed and went to sleep.

I don't think I better have this stuff verreh often or somekitties will have to do an Intervention.

Thanks, Whisppy. Silvervine Powder is the Bomb!!

28 comments:

Pandafur said...

oh I haz got to haz me sum of that!

Cory said...

Whoa...that's the good stuff!

Can hardly wait until your Secret Paws post!

::chirp::

Cory

Angel Simba said...

We kitties all need to find a source in the USA for that stuff!

Unknown said...

Dear Spitty - Did yous dream of me? Did yous gets a hang over?
That sure looks like potent stuff!
Kisses
Nellie

Cathy Keisha said...

Surely you can share with your special lady-cat, initials CK. Spoil-sport TW wants to know if its safe.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Oh, we might need to try some of that. Wow!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Our mom doesn't let us have nip yet, so we guarantee she won't let us have any of that silver stuff.

Truffle and Brulee

Tucker The Crestie said...

Wow, that must be some powerful stuff! Merry Krissymouse to you, my friend!

Whisppy said...

Yeay!! It arrived and we see Spitty really enjoyed it. :) Ling drooled the first time she inhaled silvervine but nowadays, she just flumps on the ground and rolls around. Will be interesting to know how Spitty reacts the next time.

Tip : sprinkle some silvervine onto a towel or pillow and let Spitty loose. Heh heh heh. Oh, and remember the camera.

The Florida Furkids said...

That looks like amazing stuff!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Brian said...

Wow Pitty you are jollier that old St Nick!!!

Ramblingon said...

Admiral got some from Boomie and it arrived a day or so ago but she would like me to save it for another baby by and by, I think.

Enjoy sweet Spitty. Love and hugs.

Mom Carole

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

We have to get some that stuff. Does anyone know where to get some in the USA?

Stacy Hurt said...

Dude, you get drugs from Malaysia? WOW! I'll have what you're having!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Pppsesss: That Woman is still laughing at the 'The Unworthy' comment!

Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Soundz like you celebrated New Yearz Eve 1st ^..^
we needz sum ov dat Stuff :0
Head bonkz Dude & Merry Chrismouse ^..^ ~

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

OMC, that silvervine sounds AMAZING! I want some!

Ellen Whyte said...

Wow! And you got it past customs too. Pawsome!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Whoa Spitty
That is some powerful stuff!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Max said...

DOOOOD! I have to find some of that!!! It looks like kitty crack on steroids!

The Island Cats said...

Holy moly! Spitty, dude, that must me some powerful stuff!! Where can we get some???

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

That looks like some good stuff, Spitty! We want some!!!

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Don't you do the exact same thing when you think about Caroline?

Miss Menzies said...

Oh I'm going straight over to check out Whisppy now! :o)

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Nip is the BEST!!!

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

I have never hears of that.. looks like it is great stuff.

Shaggy and Scout said...

And it got through customs???!!!!!
Apparently the package sniffing woofies know kitties have to have their fun!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Wow, we have nevver even HEARD of that stuff!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Our Mommie just went to Amazon and bought us some of this stuff based upon your recommendation. Thanks Spitty.