Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Tuesday Tête-à-Tête

Spitty:  I really, really, really need you to play Neko Flies with me every day. In fact, twice a day would be best.
The Human:  Spitty, I will try, but you know sometimes I get sort of busy.
Spitty: Yes, you do. And you know, that is just wrong. I mean, where are your priorities?
The Human: Well, I need to go to work to keep a roof over your head and the good noms in your bowl, and sometimes in the evening I like to watch TV or use the computer, or even (gasp!) talk to other Humans.
Spitty: Don't you see how adorably I am pleading with you? Honestly, am I going to have to curl my little paw?
The Human: Yes-I-do-see-and-of-course-I-will-do-your-bidding, O-Feline-Master.
Spitty: Heh, heh. Works every time. Now, let's get that Fly out, Human, and make it snappy!

22 comments:

  1. The ol' "Curling My Little Paw" trick. Works every TIME! My mom gets all soft and easy to manipulate with that and with the soft velvet paw to the cheek or mouth ploy. If you haven't tried that yet..do. When you come over, I'll show you how.

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  2. OMC, Spitty, *my* mom will come over and play Fly with you. She's a complete sucker for that look, let alone the curled paw.

    Hey, wait a minute! We need her here to keep us warm and nap with!

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  3. Yes, that look (and paw) would get you anything from our mom, Spitty! You sure do know how to work your charm!

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  4. Me thinks my mommy is imune to sweet kitty looks. It never works for us.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  5. Good training, Spitty!!! We get plenty of toy time, so we train TBT about giving us kibble between stinky goodness meals... Three kitties standing next to the food bowls goin "meow, meow, meow" and staring up with soulful (hungry) eyes has a very desirable effect!

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  6. That's the way, Spitty! You sure have your Human at your paws!

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  7. OMC, she has you resorting to the curl your paw trick. Your human should learn that NOW means NOW and that YOU are her top priority. There is nothing more important. HEAR THAT SPITTY'S HUMAN!

    Oh, and that's a breathtaking picture of you. SIGH!

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  8. Good work Spitty. If that fails you can always win back some time by waking your human up during the night instead!

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  9. Oh, the paw works efurry single time. Good tactic, Spitty!

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  10. That is just as it should be!!!

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  11. I suppose that little trick works well for you, Spitty, but I just jump on my human's desk and slap her face. She gets the message.

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  12. Yes!!!!
    The big pleading eye look works every time!

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  13. Thanks Spitty for the Training the Human lesson. *Sigh* They are a little slow in the learning department.....

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  14. Hehehe sounds like me and my cat!
    =^..^=

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  15. Spitty
    your powers or purrsausion are magnificent!

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  16. Handsome Spitty, you know how to work your Mom. I get Mom when I wink at her. Try that with your Mom.
    xoxo Kassey

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  17. Spitty, we gotta borrow that "curl my little paw" line and use it on our mom. She;s such a slacker when it comes to playing with us!!

    pee ess. we love your holiday header!!

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  18. hmmm... I need to get one of those neko flies. good move with the paw curl!

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  19. Spitty I want to trade Moms!

    My Mom hasn't played Neko with me in forever!!!!

    I demand a NEW Mom!

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  20. Curling the paw works every time. Good one Spitty. PS: Your Christmas header is awesome.

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  21. How do mom's think that keeping a roof over our heads and food in our dish is any excuse to not play with us on demand?

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  22. Spitty, love your Santa/Christmas banner/header.

    And you tell her...your human about playtime.

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