Thursday, January 3, 2019

Things That Annoy Me, #1

This Thing:
Yes, her, Jane, that adorable little pupper who's soooooooo cute and cuddly and friendly, and everything Yours Truly is not. The Human comes home from a visit with her, and I have to listen to the cooing and the oohing and the aaahing. Honestly, it sets my remaining teefs on edge. She even has a floofy tailio. Bah, humbug.








You don't think she'd try to bring one to live here, do you?
Say, does anyone have a room to rent?

13 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh, I don't think your human will bring that dog home! And I just want to say, my human would be TOTALLY unmoved by any dog. That does not mean you can come live here, though - my human says there are already too many kitties!

Lone Star Cats said...

It could be worse, ya could hafta live wif THREE dogs.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It's bad enough that she canoodles with that dog without coming home and telling you all about it!

Megan said...

I just don't get the fascination that some Humans have for woofies. They're big, ugly, smelly and lack refinement. They can't even use a litter tray and need to have their Humans wash them. Useless articles.

Hmmm. I'm wondering whether your list of Things That Annoy is going to turn out to be remarkably similar to MY list of Things That Annoy, Spitty! Perhaps I was a pusscat in a previous life? Or perhaps if I'm very very good, I'm going to be a pusscat in my next life!

It will be very interesting to see how your list grows over the course of the year. Keep 'em coming.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Whiskeratti said...

Well, the woofie is cute but you are much cuter. and that tailio? No contest with yours!

Brian said...

At least she didn't bring it home with her Spitty!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty...rent free. Here.

Stacy Hurt said...

always a room here for you! dogs are kinda cute sometimes but they are heavy in your face breathers that gross us out. and they are LOUD! You'd be plucking us ALL off the asbestos ceiling including That Woman. No way hose a!

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, use the contrast to your advantage! Woofies are very HIGH MAINTENANCE, with outside walks, and picking up poop, and vet visits which cost an arm and a leg! You, are regal, charming, quiet, and self-styling. Paws down, you are the best!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You can stay with us- no dogs allowed here :)

William’s Kith & Kin said...

Spitty, that d*g's tailio is a very poor imitation of the Real Thing--yours! You could certainly come here--we're closest. Plus, can you imagine FOUR BOYS versus our old bat mom??

Cathy Keisha said...

I don't think you should be the one to move.If a pup moved in with me, it would only live a couple of days. I have to listen to that cooing and aahing every time TW sees a friendly cat in the street. Then I have to listen to her wondering about swapping us.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Move here annytime, my Dearest Most Special Love... ~ IZA