Thursday, June 23, 2011

Avert Your Eyes, Kittehs

Kitties, today marks an unprecedented development in the annals of SpittySpeaks, as you will see with a quick glance below.

Most of The Human's friends are, as all right-thinking Humans should be, Cat People. However, even such a hard-and-fast rule as this must allow for the rare exception, and Chloe is that exception. Chloe's People are dearly beloved to my Human, so now and then the Human finds herself in the presence of this Woofie.

What is even more shocking, Kittehs, is that the Human cuddles and snorgles and scritches this creature with abandon. And do you know what? Do you? She likes it.

Quelle horreur!


The (semi-) Back of Disrespect for the camera as her Dad soothes her
Chloe's High Beams are charging....charging....get outta the way, Human!

16 comments:

  1. Spitty, have you ever met Chloe face to face yourself? More shocking is the fact that soMe cats GET ALONG with certain dogs. I know, unbelievable.

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  2. Chloe is a cute-pa-tootie fur sure!

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  3. First the candles, now THIS. Spitty, is there an end to your Human's MADNESS?

    Don't answer that.

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  4. Your human is INSANE, Spitty! MY human would never do such a thing. Right? RIGHT???

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  5. I would disown my mom if she did something like that. And I would so know...dogs smell funny and it isn't a fun or interesting smell like goose doot, it's a very bad smell that you can't easily get rid of. So I'd know.

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  6. Eh, I used to have a dog so it doesn't bother me *too* much when my people get all up close and personal with one. What really bothers me is when one makes it through the front door. They can like that Damned Dog Butters all they want, but I'd be perfectly happy if he never came over again...

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  7. Well we have two doggies that live here and they do treat us with a lot of respect. Chloe does look like a nice dog but you have to be really careful around doggies. Their deal is to chase us cats. But she might be nice. Take care. Good luck.

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  8. Sometimes my mama comes home and she smells like woofies. She swears it doesn't mean anything! She swears she was thinking of us the whole time!

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  9. Spitty
    My GrandMom has two woofies...Mom comes back smelling like them and we have to work Mom over to get that smell off of her.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥

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  10. Pups are cute int heir own way. We got a party going on - do stop by!

    Cats of widlcat woods

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  11. Chloe is such a beautiful doggie!!! Spitty you may want to give doggies a chance, they aren't half bad!

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  12. Argh! We are no fans of woofies no matter how nice we are told they are.

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  14. Don't worry Spitty
    when human woman say yes , some time..It's means " No "
    We cats smell fabulous, Impossible ! your mommy like the doggie !!! I think she just want your attention ;

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  15. Well, Pisi and Squeak happen to like dogs, and Chloe looks like one that would be a friend to a cat! Nice to see you're giving equal time to a canine, Spitty!

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